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Author: Editorial Staff

Posted onOctober 5, 2021October 15, 2021Uncategorized

Meyer-Brown Duped Into One More Year

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On a sunny day in late September, friends, colleagues, and even Chip gathered at the stadium to celebrate CMCI Advising Director, Jeanne Meyer-Brown, who retired…

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Posted onOctober 5, 2021Uncategorized

Walker Drops Mic at Provost Forum

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Kristin Walker, Academic Advisor in the Division of Continuing Education, received mixed Zoom reactions today when she dropped the mic at the Provost’s Open Forum.…

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Posted onSeptember 14, 2021Uncategorized

OIT Introduces Buff Portal Potty

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After years of rolling out new feature upon new feature, Buff Portal is finally able to meet all its users’ needs thanks to Buff Portal…

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Posted onSeptember 14, 2021September 16, 2021Uncategorized

Chancellor Declares Campus “COVID Free!”

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Chancellor Philip DiStefano declared in a campus-wide announcement today that CU Boulder is “100% COVID free, effective EOD September 15th!” September 15th marks the long-awaited…

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Posted onAugust 6, 2021Uncategorized

Session F Totally F’d

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In an email to the campus-wide advising listserv today, Heidi Hulse, Academic Advisor in the Leeds School of Business, announced, “Yo, this Session F is…

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Posted onAugust 5, 2021August 5, 2021Uncategorized

CU Well-Represented at Tokyo Olympics Thanks to New “Honey, I Blew Up the Kid” Technology

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After years of secret experiments, CU Boulder researchers have finally unveiled their Huge Athlete-inator, a molecule-enhancing machine that enlarges athletes to four times their normal…

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Posted onJuly 14, 2021July 15, 2021Uncategorized

CU Boulder to Quell Quad Advising with Fish Fertilizer

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The Office of the Chancellor released a statement today announcing that the university will apply fish fertilizer to Norlin Quad throughout the coming month in…

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Posted onJuly 14, 2021July 15, 2021Uncategorized

CU’s Move. Program Introduces Steps While You Sleep; Only Some Injuries Reported

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For years, the Move. program has offered financial incentives to encourage CU Health Plan members to lead a more active lifestyle. Move. announced in a…

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Posted onJuly 13, 2021July 14, 2021Uncategorized

PTS: “Nobody has even asked about prorated parking”

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After a mob of angry faculty and staff members marched on Parking & Transportation Services on Monday demanding to have their requests for prorated parking…

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