Shortly after canceling all summer appointments, one first-year advisor and self-proclaimed “Advisor of the Year” embarked on the long process of cleaning up his computer desktop. “Oh, yeah, this thing is a disorganized mess,” the advisor explained. “It’s not going to clean itself, ya know.” When asked why he chose the busy summer orientation season to clean up his desktop, the advisor explained that it was actually a student success initiative. “Students are going to get a pretty crummy advising experience from me if I can’t find things. Do you want that? Do you want crummy advising? You think I’m some sort of crumb-bum?!” After consuming a few additional drinks, the advisor admitted that he just didn’t feel like working.